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Hello there Kes,
I am Paddy, the sometimes-well behaved cat. I am upset with my mum, Misty, cause she took the christmas tree down. I used to have so much fun hiding the baubles! I love to scratch furniture and run round the house terrorising my doggy friends.
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Hi there Kes,
My name is Gooey the starling, and my mummy found me with my wings all tangled in my feet one day. I had broken my wing and I can't fly - but I have a lovely home. I can talk, whistle and shout very loudly. I can whistle the theme tune to Big Country and mummy is teaching me the Addams Family theme.
Gooey xx
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Hello there Kes,
I am Danny, another one of Misty's pets - I love to spend my days in my mum's garden, just watching the world go by. I hate having my coat brushed and always try to find a hiding place when I see mummy with the brush.
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Howdy Kes,
I'm Toby, the jack russel. I live with all mum's other animals - and it's busy at times, but I like to chill out on the sofa and watch tv, or just sleep. I love eating yorkshire puddings and chocolate drops. I also like to sit with my mum and be tickled.
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Heeeellllooooooo Kes!
*Snorts*
My my, you look fabulous in your Hallowe'en costume, but theres no way in hell mum (Teri) is gonna dress me up like that! Oh no! Christmas was bad enough, bloomin tinsel everywhere just to deliver silly Christmas cards eh? pffft, No thank you! Luckily for me, mum didn't take any pics of me! Oh, no! That means she might this year! Dammit!
So instead mum took some other piccies of me.....theres a piccy of me on the first day she got me. Then there was the disaster with the suncream! Got everywhere it did! All up my nose, in my eyes...I really dont see why I have to be plastered in the stuff just because I have a pink nose! Oh, hold on, mum says its because I'll get sunburn...what ever that is....I havent had it before?!
Oh, mum also says its because I've always had suncream on. Aaaaa, I see, I see. Silly me |
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*Snorts and coughs*
Well there's also a piccy of me at the shows last year and didn't I look posh? Oh yes, mum made sure of that! 5.30 in the morning she woke me up to get the lovely green grass staines freshly made by myself and my friends off of my legs and back. Hmmph!
Well I've spent the summer rolling and getting muddy, and I shall probably spend the winter tearing my brand new rug apart, as I always do every winter! Fun fun fun! Last year it took mum 2 months to find my tail flap in the fields hehehehehe! Well, I've got to keep myself entertained somehow! |
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*Paws ground and snorts*
Well the last pic is of me clearing some HUGE fences...I mean, they might not look big to you but you aren't lumping your owner round are you? NO you're not! She makes me jump everything.
MY idea of a quiet ride through the woods involves me clearing banks and jumps that mum and Vicky build and galloping the entire length of the woods! Why cant I just walk everywhere?!
Dear dear me. Never mind. I do spend most of my life eating so I guess I have to work somehow. But just be thankful you dont carry Fay around!
Right, well, as you can see, I have rugs to rip and fences to clear so, must dash! |
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*Snorts*
Toodle-pip! |
